Jam Lorry Accident Nutts Corner

[Cooper]

Traffic 'jam' as lorry overturns at Nutts Corner spilling jars on road

Traffic 'jam' as lorry overturns at Nutts Corner spilling jars on road - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

 

[Rocko]

 

[Gaz]

Were they able to preserve any of the jam?

 

[NI_Volvo_Nut]

Could have gotten himself into quite a "pickle"

 

[simy]

My pun powers are weak this weather. Can't think of a single thing. Looks like marmalade anyway.

 

[CHARLIE11]

'sweet' puns lawds

 

[Vtec Phil]

the jam is spread all over the road

 

[da.murf]

Hope nothing seedy caused this.... I'm sure the drivers hartly must have been in his mouth

 

[Vtec Phil]

must have casued a massive traffic JAM

 

[CHARLIE11]

must have casued a massive traffic JAM

that's been used already in the headline..i wonder if this will make a full page 'spread' in the newspaper

 

[simy]

Maybe he had to jam on the brakes?

 

[Ben]

This is awful, poor effort from all apart from maybe Gaz.

 

[Rocko]

Sticky situation either way.

 

[Gaz]

The repetition is strong in this thread

 

[simy]

Something about doughnuts.

 

[simy]

Maybe he fancied a strawberry turnover?

 

[Gaz]

Dough not bring doughnuts into this thread simy, it has nothing to do with the topic

 

[brendy]

Golly what a mess.

 

[bigsigh]

I'm going to preserve my thoughts

 

[bigsigh]

Looks like his talent was spread a little thin

 

[Gaz]

Well they've made a compote mess of that road. Should have conserved some of it for the hungry & homeless.

 

[mrloaf]

 

[pizza85]

That could have been worse for the driver... Jammy git.

 

[simy]

Ben was right for once, this is terrible. Apart from the one I did.

 

[simy]

Cos, that was sweet.